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Alpha Male

by Stoner Kings

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Henrik Thøgersen
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Henrik Thøgersen Testosterone level low? Have a shot of Stoner Kings! The gargantuan grooves, rumbling riffs, memorable melodies, and catchy choruses of Alpha Male will soon have you beating your hairy chest to the rhythm again. Favorite track: Green Machine.
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1.
Fucked A.D. 03:27
FUCKED A.D. Somewhere caught in the middle Between the hedge and the row In the midst of the cosmos Here on the Earth below This has become a madhouse Got no more right or wrong You sold your soul to the Devil And now you're too far gone DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE YOU'RE IN FUCKED A.D. FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF Give me the hammer and nails And close the coffin shut You be posting for bail Long since you've run out of luck You wanted relative meanings Whatever fit in your mold Now you're reaping the whirlwind Your house of cards' gonna fold DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE YOU'RE IN FUCKED A.D. FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE YOU'RE IN FUCKED A.D. KARMA ON REPEAT
2.
BRAY WITH THE DAMNED I'll let you in but won't let you out I'll set you up, then I'll shut you down In the black you're gonna scream and shout All in vain 'cos you took my route You say you're coming clean I doubt you really mean A fucking word... I'll rape the dream deep inside of your head Let it be, it's the light that you dread Turn the knob to the door of the soul Into a hell that you'd never have known You say you're coming clean I doubt you really see You're doused in kerosene Deep in cold quarantine LOST YOUR LAST GAMBLE PRAY, SHOW YOUR HAND IT'S MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE YOU'VE GOTTA BRAY WITH THE DAMNED Light the fuse in the cell of the mind Loose the dogs that be leading the blind Took a chance on the roll of the die A royal flush, your dream is denied You say you're coming clean I doubt you really see LOST YOUR LAST GAMBLE PRAY, SHOW YOUR HAND IT'S MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE YOU'VE GOTTA BRAY WITH THE DAMNED LOST YOUR LAST GAMBLE PRAY, SHOW YOUR HAND IT'S MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE YOU'VE GOTTA BRAY WITH THE DAMNED
3.
DAMNATION'S OWN You're a puppet in a pantomime Lead clown in that show You got a feeble little alibi 'Bout how you never did know You took the hook, line and sinker Deep in your throat You got the Big Man now reeling you in Into the ferryman's boat You are the shit beneath my heels A stain that must go Absolution is the word And now the curtain's been drawn It's a vicious cycle, my God! How do you ditch the bitch? You should've quit before payday, son Avoid the wages of sin HOW DO YOU FIX WHAT'S ALWAYS BROKEN? HOW DO YOU SAVE DAMNATION'S OWN? HOW DID YOU MISS THE GOOD LORD'S TOKEN? HEY, LOOK AT YOU YOU'VE LOST YOUR SOUL DAMNATION'S OWN Down for life in the bowels of damnation Well I don't need to feed this shtick 'Cos this shtick now feeds itself It's a well-begotten fact That all the lies lead to Hell Take a look around ... debris Well, it's filling up the streams Of a clear and conscious mind What a waste, if you ask me HOW DO YOU FIX WHAT'S ALWAYS BROKEN? HOW DO YOU SAVE DAMNATION'S OWN? HOW DID YOU MISS THE GOOD LORD'S TOKEN? HEY, LOOK AT YOU YOU'VE LOST YOUR SOUL DAMNATION'S OWN
4.
GREEN MACHINE I've got a war inside my head It's got to set your soul free I've got a wheel inside my head A wheel of understanding I'm a loadin', loadin' my war machine I'm contributing to the system The break down scheme I'm a shuttin' down I'm shuttin' down your greed for green I am here to gun it down, I gotta do I see little flowers at my feet Cool breeze, clean air, hospitality Pretty please, pretty please, pretty please Get the hell away from me I'm a loadin', loadin' my war machine I'm contributing to the system The break down scheme I'm a shuttin' down I'm shuttin' down your greed for green I am here to gun it down, I gotta do
5.
Down To Zero 03:20
DOWN TO ZERO How many sins abide Around the neck of distress You'll fucking lose your mind Unless you choose to confess Spinning round in the spiral you're in You lost your grip on your halo Lost the ticket to the time of your life And now you're bleeding to zero So many lies arise When conscience takes a furlough Amidst the rising tides The soul enters the unknown OUT OF PLAIN SIGHT BURNING DOWN TO ZERO UP THE DOWNSIDE AND BACK AROUND THE BEND SPIRALING WIDE BURNING DOWN TO ZERO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE LAY AND PLAY DEAD So many crimes reside Around a lack of virtue You're damn well going blind From swallowing what's untrue OUT OF PLAIN SIGHT BURNING DOWN TO ZERO UP THE DOWNSIDE AND BACK AROUND THE BEND SPIRALING WIDE BURNING DOWN TO ZERO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE LAY AND PLAY DEAD OUT OF PLAIN SIGHT BURNING DOWN TO ZERO TURN A BLIND EYE AND PLAY THE FOOL AGAIN SPIRALING WIDE BURNING DOWN TO ZERO SWEAR IN DENIAL 'TIL MORALITY'S DEAD
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Cro-Magnon 04:25
CRO-MAGNON Here's a fact of life One that you detest Unwanted relic From the distant past With a backward smile Three miles wide You'd think I've gone Clear out of my mind I AM CRO-MAGNON, I'M UNCHAINED CRO-MAGNON IS MY NAME CRO-MAGNON, FUELED WITH RAGE CRO-MAGNON I AM CRO-MAGNON, I'M INSANE CRO-MAGNON IS MY NAME CRO-MAGNON, UNRESTRAINED CRO-MAGNON I've been damned from the day That I was born Been locked away Outside the door Fucking with the system Is what I do best Downright neanderthal Unlike the rest I AM CRO-MAGNON, I'M UNCHAINED CRO-MAGNON IS MY NAME CRO-MAGNON, FUELED WITH RAGE CRO-MAGNON I AM CRO-MAGNON, I'M INSANE CRO-MAGNON IS MY NAME CRO-MAGNON, UNRESTRAINED CRO-MAGNON
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Demon Cloak 05:32
DEMON CLOAK DON´T YOU FEAR LITTLE ANGEL THE DEVIL´S LOST HIS MIND GOING BLIND IN HIS MADNESS FOR DEFYING THE LIGHT On to the universe they run They´re children of the setting sun Young tyrants rise and then they fall Immortal souls they'll live on Far beyond the rainbows light See them shining in the night Lost in the twilight golden hall We´d bless your soul but we cannot If time persists you´ll carry on Until you´ve lost sight of the sun DON´T YOU FEAR LITTLE ANGEL THE DEVIL´S LOST HIS MIND GOING BLIND IN HIS MADNESS FOR DEFYING THE LIGHT LISTEN HERE LITTLE ANGEL THE DEVIL´S GOING BLIND YOU KNOW I DAMNED HIM A LIAR SINCE THE DAWNING OF TIME FATHER OF LIES Drifting in space you´re all alone So many light years from your home Eternity´s so dark and cold But deep inside you´ve always known In between the dark and the light Satan fell from the sky DON´T YOU FEAR LITTLE ANGEL THE DEVIL´S LOST HIS MIND GOING BLIND IN HIS MADNESS FOR DEFYING THE LIGHT LISTEN HERE LITTLE ANGEL THE DEVIL´S GOING BLIND YOU KNOW I DAMNED HIM A LIAR SINCE THE DAWNING OF TIME FATHER OF LIES
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Born Of Ape? 03:53
BORN OF APE? Here's my theory 'bout The origin of the species A whole lotta hoopla wrapped up In monkey-assed bullshit Would all the children Of the monkey please arise Say a prayer to The Man Up in the sky Another pawn Dragged from the cradle to grave Gotta make you wonder ´Bout all of the sane CHRIST HELP YOU MAN 'COS YOU KNOW I CAN´T YOU´RE SO DAMN FRIED AND I´M SO DAMN SPENT The Son of Perdition The Devil by name Sowed seeds of blindness In all the deranged Now the sound of oblivion Has swallowed the day You listened to the liar Are you born of the ape? CHRIST HELP YOU MAN 'COS YOU KNOW I CAN´T YOU´RE SO DAMN FRIED AND I´M SO DAMN SPENT Mr. Darwin´s strange ol´ kind of brew Made a mindless monkey out of you CHRIST HELP YOU MAN 'COS YOU KNOW I CAN´T YOU´RE SO DAMN FRIED AND I´M SO DAMN SPENT CHRIST HELP YOU MAN CHRIST HELP YOU MAN CHRIST HELP YOU MAN 'COS YOU KNOW . . . I CAN´T Let the next monkey-assed bitch step up... bitch!
9.
BRINGING OUT THE DEAD In through a window Out through an open door You lost your halo You’re a victim A child of circumstance You finally let go Of the life you had This is a new low It's bound to drive you mad Exile on death row So call the jury Now don't you hesitate You'd better hurry Damn, it's getting late BRINGING OUT THE DEAD THE DEAD AGAIN BRINGING OUT THE DEAD TO DIE AGAIN BRINGING OUT THE DEAD THE DEAD AGAIN DEAD AS DEAD CAN BE THE WAGE OF SIN Caught in the death throes Prelude to neverend You always did know But don’t you worry Oh, don’t you fret your soul You're only burning Down below thee Down in Hell below BRINGING OUT THE DEAD THE DEAD AGAIN BRINGING OUT THE DEAD TO DIE AGAIN BRINGING OUT THE DEAD THE DEAD AGAIN DEAD AS DEAD CAN BE UNTO THE END One by one and two by two Into the mouth of madness Nothing left to do You can call the Father And I'll call the Son Goodbye to the land of the living Let thy doomsday come BRINGING OUT THE DEAD THE DEAD AGAIN BRINGING OUT THE DEAD TO DIE AGAIN BRINGING OUT THE DEAD THE DEAD AGAIN DEAD AS DEAD CAN BE THE WAGE OF SIN Down below thee... Down below thee... Down below thee... Down below thee...
10.
Universal 03:55
UNIVERSAL Countdown to oblivion has begun A billion souls await the judgement to come Space thunders and cracks at the voice of The One So break open the gates to the core of the sun Shovel in the fire the sinners by one No time for mercy cus time is undone Hey devil I hear we´ve only begun If this is forever there's nowhere to run I'M UNIVERSAL DOWNRIGHT ETERNAL I'M UNIVERSAL DOWNRIGHT ETERNAL In the mouth of the hellion there´s nowhere to run In the fire unending... I'M UNIVERSAL DOWNRIGHT ETERNAL I'M UNIVERSAL DOWNRIGHT ETERNAL I am the voice of treason The echo in your head No one can save you now 'Cos you are half-past dead I'M UNIVERSAL DOWNRIGHT ETERNAL I'M UNIVERSAL DOWNRIGHT ETERNAL HEY HEY HEY I'M UNIVERSAL HEY HEY HEY DOWNRIGHT ETERNAL HEY HEY HEY I'M UNIVERSAL HEY HEY HEY ETERNAL
11.
BIGGER LOUDER HARDER The power of the riff Compels me to scream The muscle of the groove Is addicting to me My drug of choice, baby Is the sound I create I´m a superpower engine Headed your way Stonerized – get in the groove Pulverised – you´re losing a tooth I´m a bastion of integrity A man with a spine In a gutless cold society My gall is a crime Having balls is a testament Pay you no heed This train´s running over you Gathering steam Headstrong – labelled uncouth Supercharged – running you through I´M BIGGER, LOUDER, HARDER THAN YOU BIGGER, LOUDER, HARDER THAN YOU I AM BIGGER, LOUDER, HARDER THAN YOU GET USED TO THE FEELING BATTERED AND BRUISED A trash talking junkie You fell from the sky Like a hellbound fireball Glory denied You hate me for the infamy Of carrying a name Like a Stoner King, baby Go bitch and complain Antagonised – what can you do? Bawl and cry – you know it´s true I´M BIGGER, LOUDER, HARDER THAN YOU BIGGER, LOUDER, HARDER THAN YOU I AM BIGGER, LOUDER, HARDER THAN YOU GET USED TO THE FEELING BATTERED AND BRUISED

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released May 17, 2019

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Stoner Kings Helsinki, Finland

Stoner Kings were formed by acclaimed European professional wrestler and multi-time champion, Michael "StarBuck" Majalahti, in 2000. The band released its first album, Brimstone Blues, in 2001, and its follow-up, Fuck The World, in 2006. Stoner Kings disbanded in late 2008, to come back in late 2016. The band recorded a set of new singles in late 2017 as part of their comeback. ... more

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